One page a day. A loud bit to wake you up, a quiet bit that might land harder than you expected, and one small thing to go and do.
It's for the bloke who'd never buy a book of affirmations. Which is why somebody usually buys it for him.
Fair warning: the book swears a lot more than this website does. Adults only.
You keep everyone around you steady and you don't even clock that you're doing it. That is a rare and sexy skill.
When things go wonky, people look at you to see if it's alright. You stay calm, so they stay calm. That's a lot of weight for one little bubble to carry, mind.
So today, pick a mate and ask him how he is. Then, when he says 'yeah, fine', ask again properly. Most blokes have a second answer. They just need someone level enough to wait for it.
Go on. Be someone's bubble in the middle.Nobody expected you and everyone's chuffed you're here.
You might have spent a while feeling forgotten. Stuck in a pocket at the back of the wardrobe while life went on without you. That happens to the best of us, usually after a rough year or a big change.
A tenner doesn't lose its value sitting in the dark, and neither did you. You were worth exactly the same the whole time. You just needed someone to put their hand in the right pocket.
Today you get spent on something good.Strong, warm, and the answer to nearly every problem in this country.
Bad news? Kettle on. Good news? Kettle on. Someone's come round and nobody knows what to say? Kettle on. You're like that for people. You turn up and things feel a bit more manageable.
You probably think it's nothing special. It is. People feel better the moment you're in the room, and not everyone can do that.
Go and be someone's cuppa today.Stick his name in. We'll tell him what he is. You send it.
Buy it for yourself, or for the mate, brother or dad who'd never buy it for himself.
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